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Thursday, June 30, 2022

10 Male Writers and My Educated Guess at How They Order Their Eggs

 





Raymond Chandler: Hard-boiled

Charles Bukowski: Scrambled

Lewis Carroll: Over-easy

Truman Capote: Coddled

Walker Percy: In a Ramos Gin Fizz

Gustave Flaubert: Souffle

Henry Miller: Raw

A.A. Milne: Baked custard (pictured above, with not enough nutmeg on top)

Ernest Hemingway: Poached

Philip Roth: Served with liver


NOTE: I'm taking a summer break from writer interviews and am just going to have FUN with this blog for a month or so.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Favorite Books Bookshelf, July 31, 2018


I recently was forced to move masses of books off and then later back onto their shelves for a carpet cleaning project, and it occurred to me that it might be fun for me to create a record of the books that are on my hallowed FAVORITE BOOKS BOOKSHELF at this particular moment in time. The shelf is pretty packed, so the rule is that I can’t really add a book without subtracting one. The other rule is that I have to remind myself that some of these books may not be the “best” book ever, but that it’s on this shelf because it hit me at the exact right time, or the reading experience was extraordinary in some memorable way that enhanced the book, or, well, because I don’t really care that this isn’t the “best” book ever. Also, for sure, some actually ARE the “best” ever. Usually, I have a sort of feeling as I’m reading and finishing. If I have to ask myself if a book should go on this shelf, I know it shouldn’t.

A few words to remind everyone that I’ve been around about as long as a sequoia, and I’m sure this list reflects to some extent a reader coming of age during a certain time/place. So be it. That is who I am. And this is my secret place where I separate the art from the artist and try not to worry about writers who might be dicks in real life. Additionally, I try not to put books by friends in this area, because those books get their own special shelves. And I (mostly) resist including children’s books.

I’ll also say that I have shelves of other books that I absolutely love! But usually there’s a little something extra that makes me send a book to this shelf. I’m really loathe to remove (or even reread) books that have been here for a long, long, long time…so if you’re going to question me in a deep way about why a book is here, it’s quite possible that I may not be able to answer to your satisfaction or even coherently. Suffice to say that typing each of these titles, touching each of these covers as I unshelved and reshelved did so much more than spark joy, as Marie Kondo suggests: Each book reminded me of who I was, who I am, and how I got to here.

Oh, and for those of you worried that you’re not finding The Great Gatsby here--!!—it, and The Catcher in the Rye, are in with the writing books, due to their outsize influence on me and my writing life.

Presented alphabetically here, but PLEASE don’t think I have them alphabetized on the shelf? What, you think I’m crazy?!? (Also, forgive me for being too lazy to italicize titles.)

Abbott, Lee K.: Love Is the Crooked Thing
Ansay, A. Manette: Vinegar Hill
Austen, Jane: Pride & Prejudice
Baker, Nicholson: The Mezzanine
Black, Robin: If I Loved You, I Would Tell You This
Bodsworth, Fred: Last of the Curlews
Boswell, Tom: Why Time Begins on Opening Day
Bronson, Po: Bombardiers
Campbell, Bonnie Jo: Mother, Tell Your Daughters
Canin, Ethan: The Palace Thief
Capote, Truman: Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Cather, Willa: My Antonia
Conrad, Joseph: Heart of Darkness
Didion, Joan: Play It as It Lays
Doerr, Harriet: Stones for Ibarra
Downham, Jenny: Before I Die
Eliot, T.S.: Collected Poems
Ellis, Bret Easton: Less Than Zero
Eugenides, Jeffrey: The Virgin Suicides
Ferris, Joshua: Then We Came to the End
Fitzgerald, F. Scott: The Pat Hobby Stories
Ford, Richard: Independence Day
Frazier, Ian: The Great Plains
Fried, Seth: “Frost Mountain Picnic Massacre,” One Story magazine
Gilchrist, Ellen: Victory Over Japan
Hamper, Ben: Rivethead
Hemingway, Ernest: A Moveable Feast
Hemingway, Ernest: In Our Time
Hemingway, Ernest: The Sun Also Rises
Hemingway, Ernest: Winner Take Nothing
Hempel, Amy: Reasons to Live
Ishiguro, Kazuo: The Remains of the Day
Jong, Erica: Fear of Flying
Krakauer, Jon: Into Thin Air
LaChapelle, Mary: House of Heroes
LeCarre, John: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
Lee, Harper: To Kill a Mockingbird
Lowell, Susan: Ganado Red
MacLean, Norma: A River Runs through It
McCarthy, Cormac: All the Pretty Horses
McEwan, Ian: Atonement
McInerney, Jay: Bright Lights, Big City
McKinght, Reginald: The Kind of Light That Shines on Texas
Melville, Herman: Moby-Dick
Minot, Susan: Monkeys
O’Connor, Flannery: The Complete Stories
Plimpton, George: Open Net
Porter, Katherine Anne: Pale Horse, Pale Rider
Richard, Mark: The Ice at the Bottom of the World
Salinger, J.D.: Nine Stories
Shipstead, Maggie: “Astonish Me,” One Story magazine
Shriver, Lionel: We Need to Talk about Kevin
Simpson, Eileen: Poets in their Youth
Smith, Patti: Just Kids
Stafford, Jean: The Mountain Lion
Strand, Mark: The Continuous Life
Swarthout, Glendon: The Homesman
Tolstoy, Leo: Anna Karenina
Townsend, Sue: The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole
Townsend, Sue: The Secret Life of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 ¾
Updike, John: Pigeon Feathers
Wakefield, Dan: New York in the 50s
White, E.B.: Stuart Little
Whitman, Walt: Leaves of Grass
Wolfe, Tom: The Bonfire of the Vanities
Woodrell, Daniel: Winter’s Bone
Yates, Richard: Eleven Kinds of Loneliness

Monday, March 26, 2018

A Cocktail for My Novel: Absolut-ly, SILVER GIRL!


It's not every author who has a husband who will create a special cocktail to celebrate her new novel, set in the 80s in Chicago! Call me Absolut-ly Lucky!

The ABSOLUT-Y, SILVER GIRL Cocktail

By Steve Ello

The 1980’s ushered in the advent of Vodka as an emerging cocktail spirit in the American market.  One of the most successful and iconic ad campaigns of the decade were the ads made for Absolut Vodka featuring the bottle in a variety of whimsical displays.  At the same time, California wine producers began to take on the Champagne region of France with their more affordable and approachable sparkling wines. The Korbel brand from Sonoma, California was a leader in making the “champagne experience” more accessible.

Absolut-ly, Silver Girl recognizes this time period—the setting for Leslie’s novel SILVER GIRL—and the roles both Vodka and Sparkling Wine played in our drinking lives in the 80s.  It’s also an attempt at a playful update of the classic and refreshing Tom Collins cocktail first memorialized in 1876 by Jerry Thomas who many recognize as “the father of American mixology.”

In the Absolut-ly, Silver Girl Cocktail we have swapped Vodka for Gin, replaced granulated sugar with a more complex simple syrup and introduced a dash each of cherry bitters and orange bitters to replace the typical Collins’ garnishes. Topping off this cocktail is sparkling wine which takes the place of carbonated water.
Below are two versions of the Absolut-ly, Silver Girl Cocktail.
Cheers!
Drink created by Steve Ello.

Absolut-ly, Silver Girl Cocktail (Served up)

1 oz Absolut Vodka
½ oz Fresh Lemon Juice
½ oz 1:1 Simple Syrup*
1 Dash Orange Bitters
1 Dash Cherry Bitters

Add the ingredients above to a shaker with ice and shake until chilled. Double strain into a chilled coupe.


Top with:
1 oz of Korbel Brut Sparkling Wine and a Lemon Twist


Absolut-ly, Silver Girl Cocktail (On the rocks)
1 oz Absolut Vodka
½ oz Fresh Lemon Juice
½ oz 1:1 Simple Syrup*
1 Dash Orange Bitters
1 Dash Cherry Bitters


Add the ingredients above to a rocks or Collins glass and stir.  Add ice.

Top with:
1 oz of Korbel Brut Sparkling Wine and a Lemon Twist



*How to make 1:1 simple syrup:
Boil one cup water. Add one cup granulated sugar. Stir until dissolved. Cool before use. (Can be stored for several weeks in the refrigerator.)








Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Scotland!

Since today is misty, and since I'm finally organizing my photos from Scotland, how about a few pictures here? (Okay, how about 18? That's a few, right?)


These will be ready to drink in, oh, fifteen years or so.



A view from Edinburgh Castle: 


So excited to be invited to a private whisky tasting at the Balmoral Hotel! Thanks, Scotch...the best whisky bar in Edinburgh!!


The Last Drop...before your head was chopped off at the guillotine across the square.


Yes, this cheese was as good as it looks!



Robert Burns, Walter Scott, and Robert Louis Stevenson...Scotland's favorite writers from its past...as seen in:



I became obsessed with stags.


And whisky. And smoked salmon:



This monument to Sir Walter Scott is the largest monument to a writer in the world:

I knew I'd love Hawthornden Castle when I saw this stag outside the garden door:


Did a lot of good writing in this chair:


Lunch was delivered in these cute little baskets:


Another good chair for writing in, this one in the library, where I wrote surrounded by a wall of Paris Reviews:



Isn't this inviting? Residency applications are due in June, though you will have to write to the administrator to have a paper application mailed to you...no internet applications, so plan ahead! Thank you, Mrs. Drue Heinz, for providing this magical castle for ordinary writers like me.


Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Link Corral: CNF ~ Book PR ~ "The Night Of" ~ Pink Gin!

What’s on your mind these days?

~If it’s working on memoir/CNF, read this piece in Brevity: https://brevity.wordpress.com/2016/08/30/drama-vs-drama/

“Where memoirists often get stuck is finding their own dramatic action. The situation felt incredibly dramatic while we were in it, because we were navigating the hundred small actions it took to get through every day. But in retrospect, what do they all add up to?”

~If it’s book publicity, read this piece on LitHub: http://lithub.com/spread-the-word-on-small-presses-and-the-fight-for-publicity/

“If you’re a writer who’s about to publish a book, whatever is being spent on publicity doesn’t mean that you don’t have to get involved as well. Authors are asked to find people to blurb their books prior to release; they’re asked to reach out to people who will be willing to review the books; they’re asked to maintain their websites and Twitter accounts and Facebook pages. The difference between being published with a “Big 5” publisher versus a small or independent press is not necessarily how much work the writers have to do, but how much that work gets noticed.”

~If you’re already missing “The Night Of,” as I am, first read this smart commentary on The New York Times and then go watch the Bogart movie referenced, “In a Lonely Place,” which we recently saw and which was startlingly dark and wonderful: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/29/arts/television/the-night-of-finale-recap.html?_r=0


A pox on the NYTimes that won’t let me cut & paste one tiny sentence (!), so I’ll quickly paraphrase that the writer notes that Naz was both changed by his experience and revealed, which I think is a tidy way to characterize his journey and is what made this show so fascinating (and harrowing) to watch. This and “The People vs. O.J. Simpson” and “The Americans” have been by far my favorite TV shows of 2016. Okay, and I'll admit to laughing to "Vice Principals" even though I suspect maybe I shouldn't be....

~Finally, if you've been longing for a pink martini, try this Pink Gin by The Bitter Truth. It's available in good liquor stores, or you can order here: https://www.caskers.com/the-bitter-truth-pink-gin/

Monday, May 9, 2016

Etiquette for Recent MFA Grads

Okay, I’m not really the official Miss Manners of the writing world. But for graduation season, I’d like to offer a few thoughts directed to new MFA grads who will now be navigating the mysterious world of Writing Biz on their own.

First, do not expect your teachers to keep in touch with you. They may adore you and your work, but their own writing (and life) is always going to be their priority. This does not mean that they aren’t interested in what you’re doing…just that, for the most part, you will need to be the one to keep in touch. (The teacher-student relationship is, of course, also structured around a certain power dynamic and it is plain wrong for a teacher to pursue a student after graduation [unless that student wins a Pulitzer, haha].) So think about which teachers were especially meaningful to you and your writing life, and think about how to stay connected with them.

Social media is a nice way to keep a casual relationship going with your professors, but if they (or you) don’t use social media, an occasional email/text is, it seems to me, welcomed by most professors. A few dos and don’ts on that occasional email/text:

DO reread what I said and take to heart that word: occasional. Don’t overdo it.

DO follow what your beloved professor is up to and acknowledge his/her publishing successes.

DON’T (ever) attach work you’d like to be critiqued.

DON’T write only when you want/need something.

DON’T take it personally if your professor is too busy to respond to you immediately, or perhaps ever.

DON’T write only when you want/need something. (Oh, did I say this already? Hmmm…must be important.)

DO ask for letters of recommendation/blurbs if you need them and you have maintained a good relationship with your teacher…but DON’T imagine you can make this request for the rest of all eternity. DO understand that your beloved professor will be beloved by many students who will come along after you. DO imagine that perhaps you’ve got a couple of shots at this sort of favor. DON’T (ever) ask for any letters that are due in less than two weeks.

DO understand that favors go both ways. You are now an MFA graduate, a member of the writing community, and that means you are allowed (encouraged!) to use whatever power you may have to help the people who helped you…can you invite your teacher to read at your reading series? Is your journal looking for a contest judge whom you will pay? Did you write a glowing review of your teacher’s book on Amazon? Can you interview your teacher for a writing blog? DO send an email offering something to your teacher!

DO follow up with your professor with a thank you after he/she has helped you in some way, whether it’s a letter written or advice offered or a question answered or whatever. At this point, your professor is not required to help you and is doing so only from the goodness of his/her heart. Saying thank you is FREE!

DON’T forget that your professor is first and foremost a writer whose job was to teach you. Note the distinction. Once you have graduated from the program, your professor takes no responsibility for you (unless you win a Pulitzer). Sad but true: your professor may not want to stay in touch with you. This might feel like a rejection. But please be gracious. A good teacher will have given you the tools to you need to forge ahead on your own and find your place in the community.

***

I’ll also offer a suggestion that revolves around that word “gracious.” Maybe it turned out you didn’t like your program so much. I’m sorry. I really am. (I wish you would have joined us at the Converse low-res MFA!) But now that you’re “free” of all those “%$#$-ing” teachers who think they’re such “hot $#@$” it might be tempting to let loose on them, either in your writing or on social media or in scathing, tell-all articles.

Don’t.

I’m only offering my own views here, but it’s been my experience that our lovely writing community is a small-small-small-small world, not only in size (I promise I could play six degrees of separation with about any MFA grad and get to a mutual acquaintance) but it is also small in terms of pettiness, which means that people WILL remember that you were the one who trashed the program or your teacher on The Rumpus or in The New Yorker or wherever. (Also, no one will be fooled by your pseudonyms and the tricks you use to disguise people/places…remember what I said about six degrees of separation?)

And think about it: why would you trash the crazy-imperfect-infuriating-inspiring program you graduated from? Now that you’re out, you should feel invested in the success of the program: you want your fellow grads to win awards and bring prestige to your school because that will help you and your degree. When your book is published, you should want to return in triumph to your program, invited back for a reading or a class visit. You should want your name proudly listed on the website as a “famous alum.” The fact is, you are connected in some way to your MFA program for the rest of your writing life.

Bitch and gossip privately, to your friends or at the AWP bar after you scope the scene to ensure your teachers are out of spitting distance. But always think twice and then twice again before going public about all the crap you endured while at your MFA program. (Unless we’re talking about something illegal or an abuse of power.)

In short, don’t burn bridges…until you win your Pulitzer.

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You may not want to keep in touch with all or any of your former professors, and that’s fine. While many segments of the writing world run on blurbs and letters of recommendation and such, your former teachers are not (and should not be) the only source for acquiring those documents. You will move forth and build your own network of support, and memories of that horrible MFA workshop will fade in time, and maybe soon you will be the teacher opening emails from former students. But one last tip:

DO thank your teachers in the acknowledgements of your first book, and DO spell their names correctly. And if you’re one of my former students, DON’T send me a free copy: I will happily, happily buy it!


Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Where Should You Hold Your Off-Site Event at AWP DC?

I don’t know. I live in Alexandria, Virginia, which is a 40 minute metro-ride away or a 6 mile/50-minute rush hour traffic trip by car. Also, I don’t plan events for a living, so I don’t keep track of spaces for rent. I don’t know the cool hipster bars with party rooms. The bottom line is that unfortunately, I have no idea who you should contact to talk about hosting your reading/party/slam/mock prom/happy hour/wake for rejected panelists/shots contest. And I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it, unless, ahem, you’ve invited ME to participate in your event. And, honestly, I suspect that many of your DC friends feel the same way I do. (Or maybe they are nicer than I am.)

Still I understand that you may know less than I do! And I understand that I should be a gracious host to those of you coming to our metro area nest February. So here are some resources and suggestions that will help you find the perfect location.

First and foremost:
Metro. Make sure your off-site event is near a metro stop. The Convention Center is at Mount Vernon Square, which is on the Yellow and Green lines. On one side of the convention center there are some inexpensive interesting options to consider, but on the other side there are a lot of fancy restaurants, so you might want to branch out to…

Gallery Place/Chinatown. This stop is on the Yellow, Green, and Red lines and serves Penn Quarter. There are a bajillion restaurants and bars and tourists and teenagers and sports fans around here, because this is also where the Verizon Center is. You might want to check to see if the Wizards (basketball) or the Capitals (hockey) are playing, because if they are, everything will be a little more crowded. Also, there could be a major concert at the Verizon Center…let’s hope not. But maybe make sure.

OR

Staying on the easy path of Green/Yellow, you can also look to Shaw/Howard; U Street; Columbia Heights; or Petworth. There definitely are fun and funky and less expensive options for food/bars in these neighborhoods, along with fabulous bookstores like the original Busboys & Poets and Upshur Street Books. To my (lazy) mind, though, your offsite event is sounding like a trek if I have to go past U Street…which means it better be at an amazing spot to get me there. Logan Circle is a current hotspot for restaurants and is between U Street and Dupont Circle.

Speaking of Dupont Circle, from Gallery Place, you can go sideways along the metro on the Red Line to Dupont Circle…but to my (lazy) mind, having to transfer trains is another irritant. If I were you, I’d really try to stay on that Green/Yellow corridor, which is sooooo convenient to the Convention Center. (Unless, I don’t know, Sherman Alexie is reading at your off-site event? I’d metro all the way into Maryland to see him!)

The really fun neighborhood is called NoMa and I don’t see it as being convenient to the Metro…but it’s not too far from the Convention Center, so if your guests are Uber/Lyft folks, that’s a good option because there are LOTS of bars and restaurants.

Either way, Metro offers a very handy “Trip Planner” service on http://www.wmata.com/ where you can put in addresses and find your exact route via public transportation, including WALKING DIRECTIONS from the metro station so can see how much of a hike your site will be. [Edited to note that for the near future, Metro is undergoing "SafeTrack" which is a rolling series of station closures/service disruptions. You can find a schedule here: http://wmata.com/rail/safetrack.cfm ]

I will go out on a limb and say that in general, taxis in DC are disgusting. Uber/Lyft are good options--but do remember that traffic here is horrific. Walking could be tough in February (on the other hand, it could be 75 degrees and lovely in an alarming way). I know there are buses and a robust BikeShare program...but I bet 99% of your potential attendees will not be brave enough to hop on a bike with their AWP totebag slung on their shoulder.

As for places: Here is a list of party rooms available via Yelp. I make no endorsement beyond the fact that in general, I have heard of these places and they look like legitimate, interesting spots to me.

(Watch out because there are ads sprinkled throughout that look like the vetted listings but aren’t.)

This list looks okay to me, too—maybe a little more restaurant-oriented than bar-oriented:

A final thing to remember: ACCESSIBILITY. Please be considerate and ask the site you’ve contacted if it is accessible to everyone. What would be worse than someone getting to your event and discovering a barrier in the form of a steep flight of stairs and no working elevator? Or discovering that the bathrooms are all in the basement?


Happy event planning…see you in February!!

Sunday, August 16, 2015

A Literary Weekend in DC

 Looking to immerse yourself in the literary life in DC? Here’s an excellent guide to all things bookish in the city’s present and past, as posted on The Literary Hub:  

…2:00 PM, Capitol Hill Books: While still enjoying the capitol part of the Capitol city, head to this charming and rambling used bookstore. You can get lost in the stacks, but a knowledgeable bookseller will likely rescue you with good humor after you find yourself holding dozens of mysteries and wondering why you would ever leave this cozy place….


Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Where I'll Be at AWP

Things are shutting down here for a few days as I head off to AWP, the annual writer convention that attracts nearly 13,000 writers (and, apparently, $28 million for the host city which is Minneapolis…how much of that $$ is spent at bars, I wonder?).

If you’ll be at AWP, you can find me:
--trolling the bookfair
--wandering the bar/s
--squeezed into panels
--conversing wildly in a corridor
--at the end of a long line, glaring angrily at random people ahead of me
--selfie-ing at the Mary Tyler Moore statue
--headed to the secret bathroom no one else knows about on the convention floor that I locate first thing
--peering at nametags, too vain to wear my glasses
--lugging a totebag jammed with books and journals and stickers
--targeting the bookfair booths that are serving bourbon
--squirting Purell on my hands two seconds after shaking hands with the coughing poet
--splitting a check 15 ways at lunch
--all in all, having an amazing and amazingly overwhelming time of it!

And, reading at the following off-site (but not distant!) events:

Friday, April 10
11:30am - 6:00pm
Minneapolis Convention Center: Room M101BC
[below ground level]

The Third Annual HEAT Reading, HEAT: Hotter Than Hell, will take place at the Minneapolis Convention Center in Room M101BC (1st Floor). It is a free, fiery offsite event MC-ed by the fantabulous Antonia Crane. Indulge in our cash bar. Make your $5 contribution to VIDA (if you can). Win gift certificates to Powell's you can use online.

The Breakdown:
DOORS OPEN AT 11:30AM.
READERS READ FOR 4 MINUTES EACH, FROM THE TOP OF THE HOUR UNTIL QUARTER OF THE NEXT.
RECESS (15 MINGLE MINUTES)
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN" UNTIL 6 PM.

FOUR PM
Leslie Pietrzyk
Anna Leahy
Ben Tanzer
Janée J. Baugher
Robin E. Black
Bonnie West
Jane Neathery Cutler


***

April 10, 2015
6:30 PM ~ 8:00 PM
Sponsored by The Sun Magazine
Open to the public
Minneapolis Central Library
Pohlad Hall
300 Nicollet Mall, Minneapolis, MN
[10 mins from the convention center, via free public transportation]

With:
Sy Safransky
Krista Bremer
Joe Wilkins
Leslie Pietrzyk



Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Baseball Fans Can Spell

The Grammerly team reviewed the most recent news articles posted to the fan websites of top sports organizations then collected 150 of the most recent reader comments on these articles and assessed them for spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

Among the findings:

Spelling in Sports? It’s Hit or Miss
  • Baseball fans are nearly batting a thousand when it comes to spelling, with only 1.6 mistakes per 100 words.
  • Wrestling fans are the worst spellers. An average of 9.2 mistakes per 100 words puts them down for the count.

With Opening Day fast-approaching, I’m so proud to see that baseball fans are looking literate! (I’m also rather proud of hockey fans, who come in second.)

Read more about the Grammarly findings: [OOPS...THEY MADE ME REMOVE THE LINK FOR SOME REASON...SORRY!]

(Is it any surprise that cricket fans are among the chattiest, given how long those matches or games or pitches or wickets or whatever they are last?)

Monday, March 9, 2015

The Winning Picture!

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Thank you to everyone who voted for their favorite.  This may not be your favorite, but it got the most votes in the end (often paired with another), and it got only one vote in the "please don't ever distribute this terrifying picture in public, I beg of you" section.

I am also going to hang onto this one, as several people suggested that there are venues who prefer a more serious look:

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And thank you to photographer Susan Hale Thomas

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Easy Come, Easy Go: Who Was in the 1949 Best American Short Stories?

I’ve been cleaning out some bookshelves, culling and rearranging and rediscovering, and one book that I rediscovered in a dusty corner is an old edition of The Best American Short Stories…old as in the 1949 edition. I bought it at a used book store a zillion years ago because it contains a story by J.D. Salinger (“A Girl I Knew,” originally published in Good Housekeeping).

The editor is Martha Foley (one of the founders of Story magazine) and while the introduction doesn’t outline the selection process, the gist seems to be about the same:  the “best” short stories are selected from among all those published in lit journals and magazines, with lists in the back of the book, a “Roll of Honor” and a longer “Distinctive Short Stories in American Magazines.”  Foley writes in her intro of a new generation of writers rising to the surface: 

“…this country may be entering the richest and most productive literary period it yet has known.  Generations of writers, it would appear, do not follow one another in regular chronological order, so many years to each generation. Instead they seem to follow a pattern of social upheaval, with all its soul-searching and questioning of life and people. The financial crash of 1929 was one such dividing line and the two world wars another. The travail they caused has conditioned the kind of writing that followed.”

So, while it doesn’t seem as though her selections were made solely to showcase up-and-coming writers, I get the sense that’s her pitch:  here are the new writers for the new post-war world….here are the “best” writers right now and into the future.

Here are the featured writers:

George Albee
Livingston Biddle, Jr.
Elizabeth Bishop*
Paul Bowles*
Frank Brookhouser
Borden Deal
Adele Dolokhov
Ward Dorrance
Henry Gregor Felsen
Robert Gibbons
Beatrice Grifffith
Elizabeth Hardwick*
Joseph Heller*
Ruth Herschberger
Laura Hunter
Jim Kjelgaard**
Roderick Lull
T.D. Mabry
Agnes Macdonald
Jane Mayhall
Patrick Morgan
Irving Pfeffer
John Rogers
J.D. Salinger*
Alfredo Segre
Madelon Shapiro
Jean Stafford*
Jessamyn West*

*  = a writer I’ve heard of (not to say I’m the most sophisticated, knowledgeable reader ever, but I like to think I’ve been around the literary block a time or two)

** = a distant memory of a children’s dog book came to me while I was typing this list, so while I guess I remember him, I didn’t the first few times I studied the list

I don’t provide this list to chastise Martha Foley for choosing 11 women out of 28 or to research possible writers of color and their presence/absence on this list.  Nor do I want to poke fun at her for her lame prognostication skills:  after all, she did catch both J.D. Salinger and Joseph Heller at early points in their careers.

What I do want to point out is that NO ONE KNOWS what the test of time will do.  NO ONE KNOWS.  Nothing is guaranteed in the long-term. What’s up can be down, what’s down can be up—and we simply have to write our stories and let time sort it out for us in the end.  That’s what we should do—and, honestly, don’t ever forget that’s the only thing we can do.




Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Nebraska Update #2

A hodge-podge of things I’ve done/thought/seen/ate during the recent days of my ongoing residency at the Kimmel Harding Nelson Center for the Arts in Nebraska City:

--I finally had a runza, a Nebraska specialty that, despite the fast-food appearance of the Runza mini-chain of restaurants, is based on an old-time recipe.  Dough filled with seasoned ground beef and cheese and jalapenos…pretty darn good!  (The original, which I will have to return to try, is ground beef and cabbage.) Also, who can argue with the brilliance of “frings,” a mixture of French fries and onion rings?

--A fun night around the firepit...on one of the few non-rainy, non-cold nights.  Poets can build lovely fires.

--Mostly I’m doing simple cooking for myself, and in this back-to-basics mode, I’m being reminded that perfection of taste can be humble.  One night I had one of the best baked potatoes of my life—cooked exactly the way I like it by which I mean horribly overdone so the skin is a lovely crust with a slab of butter—and for lunch yesterday, the grilled cheese sandwich was elegantly gooey and delightfully buttery.  ( Maybe at this rate I WILL go through the four sticks of butter I bought at the store?)

--The Wheel is a fabulous bar with a good mix of leave-you-alone and so-are-you-from-around-here conversation.  Thursdays are dollar beer nights (in DC, I don’t even think you’re allowed to utter the word “beer” without paying a buck), and I had some fried jalapeno cheese balls that were so satisfying that I find myself dreaming of them.  (This was not on Wellness Wednesday, the day I eat hyper-healthfully!) I don’t really like the phrase “dive bar” because it sounds sort of condescending to me, but if you’re a fan of that word and of the concept, you need to get yourself to The Wheel.  Frankly, though, what I love most about The Wheel is meeting people from around town and getting a glimpse into Nebraska City life.

--I got to hold IN MY OWN HAND a letter written by TOLSTOY—his own hand!—to William Jennings Bryan.  Some Nebraska friends were going through the scary boxes at the back of the scary corner of the scary area where all the scary ancient ancestral clutter had accumulated, and lo and behold!  Tolstoy!  Pretty cool, I must say. And very casual…we were sipping drinks as we passed the letter around.

--I saw wagon traces from a section of the Oregon Trail.

--Nebraska City has a public charging station for electric cars.  Okay, one car at a time, so not cars, but still…I’m impressed. Will I be seeing Ed Begley Jr. at The Wheel one of these Thursdays?

--I’m in love with the Missouri River.  I try every day to walk down to the industrial area where I can stand at the river’s edge and watch the currents and ripples and the water’s fast, flat flow.  On the other side of the river is Iowa—not at all far away.  In fact, there’s a plaque at the post office about slaves who escaped over to Iowa at that point of the river.  The town was once a major port and did a big business in the freighter industry in the 1800s, provisioning wagon trains. Every day when I stare at that river I feel like I’m somewhere different.

--Train whistles in the dark soothe me. The days and night are criss-crossed with train whistles, some lonely, some companionable, each urgent…I like to think of them as I write.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Anne Sexton Spent Her Grant Money on a Swimming Pool: Here's Why

There was some interest yesterday about Anne Sexton spending grant money to put in a swimming pool, so I thought I'd excerpt that part of the book (With Robert Lowell and His Circle, by Kathleen Spivack).  I only have 40 pages left, and I'm really going to be sad when I'm done!

“Anne had used her fellowship from the Radcliffe Institute of Independent Study (given at least partially to women on the basis of need) to build herself an outdoor swimming pool. This fact did not please the worthy ladies of Radcliffe!  Nevertheless, that swimming pool gave Anne a great deal of pleasure, as well as the frequent presence of friends. At the first faintly warmish days of spring, Anne moved her visitors outside under the weak New England sunlight, sheaves of paper around us, books open to thrilling lines of poetry.  It was cold, but we dove into the chilly water, pushing aside the dead leaves and new pollen that floated on the surface.

“I remember swimming nude in the pool, looking at trees, and drinking Anne’s newest drink discovery, Champale, giggling over vague poetic jokes.  Or drying off, sitting in the sun, reading each other’s poems.  Maxine Kumin and her children would arrive.  Maxine dove into the pool, cool, competent, and graceful.  Anne, on Thorzine, would move a bit into the shade.  The phone rang and was dragged outside.  Anne’s children came home from school.  The Dalamation dragged its puppies outside.  Figures were commented on: hips and waists. I had a baby. Lois got her divorce.  Maxine’s daughter entered Radcliffe.  Anne’s children grew up.  Poems were shared and magazines passed around.  We wrote and wrote and read and read and revised and wrote.  We read aloud to each other.  Steam rose from the pool; the light grew thin; the leaves fell.  And we swam until late October…”

I'm going to file that under "Writing Tips"....  Just a thought, new Guggenheim Fellows!

Friday, April 12, 2013

Anne Sexton on Rejection

More tidbits from Kathleen Spivack’s wonderful memoir, With Robert Lowell and His Circle (truly, reading this book is like sitting next to the best conversationalist possible at Bread Loaf!):

It was commonly thought that Anne Sexton had rushed into print, experiencing no difficulty in getting published once her first brilliant poems had been created.  This was untrue.  In fact, Anne had tried to publish consistently for several years before the acceptance of her first manuscript.  The first time I went to see her, she pulled out masses of rejection slips from her file drawers and waved them in front of me, laughing.  She had two file cabinets full of magazine rejections.  Some were printed rejection forms; others, nasty letters. It was somehow comforting to see her fling them about, to know that the struggle to publish was a common one and that everyone got rejected.

Anne actually seemed to enjoy the process of sending out material.  She had envelopes addressed to the magazines she favored, and when her poems came back in the mail, she immediately transferred them to new envelopes and sent them right out again.  She insisted I do this too. She never condescended to me, or acted as if my poems were not worth being published.  We were conspirators together against a harsh anti-poetic world, she seemed to imply.  Our poems would prevail.  “Don’t let the bastards get you!”

She liked to read me her rejection mail.  She’d have it out on her desk, ready to read, when I walked into her house for lunch.  “Oh Kathy,” she would exclaim.  “Listen to this!” She’d roll her eyes heavenward, recite the note dramatically, and then stuff it away in a file drawer, only to find another one to read.  “You see,” she would say to me throatily, “You just have to keep trying.”  Then she’d pause.  “The bastards…,” she added.  A dramatic sigh.  She’d stub out her cigarette, light another, lean her head back, exhale.  “Don’t let the bastards win, Kathy! Don’t ever forget it.  Promise me.”
 
In other interesting news, apparently Anne Sexton spent grant money putting in a swimming pool at her house, but this is where she wrote/entertained/lived her whole life, poolside, and there is something just so forgivably glamorous about that image of her hanging out at the pool surrounded by pages of poems.  And maybe everyone else knew this, but I didn’t:  Elizabeth Bishop regualarly wore tight leather pants around the house and loved to play Ping-Pong.

Ah, poets…the life of every worthwhile party!

Friday, April 5, 2013

I-80 Observations



 
--Ohio seems to have toned down the hyper-vigilant speed traps, leaving North Carolina as the state with the most speed traps, IMHO.

 

--I love the improvements to the Pennsylvania Turnpike—three lanes! No potholes!—but I kind of miss that adrenaline rush of trucks barreling by an inch from your car through rain and fog, lanes of opposing traffic separated by flimsy posts and steel rope.

 

--It’s worth stopping a Culver’s for a custard milkshake.

 

--They still make classic chef’s salads in the Midwest. I should have asked for French dressing or Thousand Island at the Big Boy in Maumee, Ohio.

 

--The World’s Largest Truckstop—in Iowa—is large but very disappointing. Shouldn’t such a mecca not have gas pumps that are broken and unable to pump without standing there, holding it? Plus, the bathroom was dirty.  Plus, while it was E-Z in, it definitely was NOT E-Z out. I do not recommend stopping there.

 

--I always wonder about that RV Hall of Fame (in Indiana). What must an RV driver do to be so honored with enshrinement in the Hall of Fame? There were a lot of cars—not RVs!—in the parking lot.

 

--Ohio’s roads are the flattest and straightest (and the most expensive).

 

--Illinois has the most peaceful roads—west of Chicago—and they really should be marked for 70, not 65.  The Chicago area is filled with maniacs…more adrenaline.

 

--My favorite green interstate sign comes after Pittsburgh:

“Ohio

And West”

 

--A squirrel ran across the interstate in front of my car in Indiana. I’ve never seen such a thing.  There were absolutely no trees around, by the way.

 

--I don’t care if it is just a Hampton Inn: don’t come to the breakfast bar in pajamas and bare feet.

Work-in-Progress

DC-area author Leslie Pietrzyk explores the creative process and all things literary.